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A man just found out his girlfriend of 7 years had been working as a prostitute. Thank goodness the kind people of the internet were there to help him out… The man pleaded his cases on the internet and asked for Advice. Here is his post and the funny reponses:
The question:
I just found out my girlfriend of 7 years has been working as a prostitute. What should I do?
She said we needed the money, but I was working. We have a 3 year old son. I don’t know whether to leave her, as it would kill my son. yeah shes only been doing it for 6 months and i had no reason to suspect her as i thought she was working at hairdressing during the day and waitressing through the night and dont forget i have a son to concider as well and yes she was a prostitute not an escort
IF YOU HAVE A STUPID ANSWER KEEP IT TO YOUR SELF PLEA
The answers:
User 1:
Steps for to solve your problems.
1) Dip yourself in bleach or disinfectant pronto.
2) DUMP HER ***. If sleeps for money what else would she sleep for a Klondike
3) Get tested for diseases. Notice I said diseases!!!
4) Clean your house from top to bottom & and burn everything she ever slept on.One question…. did’nt you notice something felt different when guys to had sex?
Word to the wise you cant turn a hoe into a house wife unless your a pimp
User 2:
This question is impossible to answer without knowing exactly how hot she is. If she’s a 8 or better (shrug) forgive and forget. 7 or lower? Not quite hot enough to tolerate prostitution.
User 3:
Be a guest on the Jerry Springer show.
User 4:
Buy a pimp hat
What has pimping come to when two 16 year old girls are doing it? These two 16 year olds were pimping out fellow schoolgirls in an underground prostitution ring.
Phoenix Police arrested Jazmine Finley and Tatiana Tye, both 16, from Maricopa Country in Arizona, for recruiting at least five girls, ages 14 to 17, some of whom were from area high schools, for prostituting for them AND with them!
Yes, the pimps were prostituting too! Pimps don’t prostitute! Pimps pimp! Somebody please get these girls back in school! Maybe pimp school or at least call Kat Williams..
Soo fucking’ sweet.. If it was possible to make sweet love to a machine then this would be it. Fuck Iphone. I want a PSP 
| PSP-4000 is not PSP2, but rather a “complete aesthetic overhaul” based on existing PSP tech.
Much is now known by some parties of the console, which will be announced at either GDC or E3 this year, but cards are currently being clutched very tightly to chests. The revamp does have a sliding front-screen, and we’re assured the design being currently touted isn’t a million miles away from this now-infamous image. Eurogamer rumoured PSP-4000 for a 2009 release in December last year, and our source confirmed this to be the case today.
What’s wrong with this Guy? I think someone over there is being sarcastic. Who did this dude blow to get on TV? Who the fuck thought that thing he does with his mouth was acceptable in a leading man? Are the producers of this show all stroke victims and Popeye, trying to promote one of their own? I can’t remember where I was going with this but him and Hayden Pana-t-t-i(?)-e(?)-r-r-e-maybe broke up.
Heroes costars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia have called it quits, Usmagazine.com has learned.
“It was a lifestyle conflict,” a source close to the couple tells Us, adding that the split happened within the last week. “They were in very different places.”
Adds the insider, “They are still on friendly terms. There are no hard feelings.”
The source tells Us that Panettiere, 19, “is young. She likes to go out in the Hollywood scene and that’s not his style.”
He’s 31, and he was nailing a famous blond teenager, so I guess in that sense he’s the Greatest Man In History. In another, more accurate sense, he still bugs and pisses me off. It’s that mouth thing. I’d always feel like he was trying to tell me a secret. Like someone was hiding in the closet with a shotgun and he couldn’t just come out and say it.
The revolutionary clear water artificial lagoons, transparent to a depth of 35 meters and unprecedented in design and construction methods, are the brainchild of Crystal Lagoons founder, biochemist and Chilean businessman Fernando Fischmann. Equivalent in size to an incredible 6,000 standard domestic pools, details of its technology are to be unveiled for the first time at Cityscape Dubai later this month. – Via -
This amounts of money are an impossible for anyone to visualize. Let’s have a look, starting with the one dollar … it’s roughly 6 inches long, and 2½ inches wide. It’s roughly as thick as a regular piece of paper. Now we will continue to make imagine larger and larger pictures, with more and more money, and at the end I’m sure that you will be amazed by these “mountains” of money, millions, billions. So if you are going to earn so much money you’ll need some big deposits if you would like to keep them.
Greetings all you people still living in the dark ages.. I present to you; The Phillips Ambilight TV. Not ony is this tv kick ass but it also has full HD support and a cool feature called “Ambilight(Duuh) which basicalliy is that kick ass background light you see on the picture. The light can be adjusted to either glow in hue and shade in sync with what is being displayed on the screen. The colour changes to whatever is on the screen ;D .. ‘
I pity you fools still living in the dark ages ;D
Aww I feel bad. Paris Hilton is gonna be so embarrassed when she finds out you could see her breasts though her shirt. She’s such a dignified lady, she certainly didn’t want to be famous for something like this. Not like this.
To unge mænd oplevede lørdag nat, at det skydespil, de spillede på den enes PlayStation, for fuld volumen via et tilkoblet stereoanlæg, fik en lidt for realistisk drejning.
Skuddene fra spillet og den høje lydstyrke fik folk til at anmelde skyderier i lejligheden. Politiet troppede op bevæbnet med maskingeværer og fik skabt kontakt til de “bevæbnede”, da de råbte til dem i en megafon fra gaden. De to unge mænd blev efter endt afhøring og opklaring af sagens rette sammenhæng frigivet og sendt tilbage til lejligheden.
Det kan måske virke lidt voldsomt at starte en så stor aktion over en sådan misforståelse, men efter de mange skyderier, der har været for nylig, tager man ingen chancer. Politiet modtager jævnlig informationer om skyderier, der reelt set skyldes andre ting, så som fyrværkeri.
.. My only question is; WHAT GAME WERE THEY PLAYING??