Som i alle nu nok ved har hotelarvingen Paris Hilton har haft ubudne gæster i sit hus i Los Angeles og fået stjålet smykker til en værdi af 10,6 millioner kroner i sidste uge da hun angiveligt skulle have ladt hendes hoveddør står åben da hun tog ud i byen for at feste. MEN hvis du sidder der og tæller din diamanter og tror at du taget røven på Paris, skal du nok  tænke dig om igen.

“You know, it’s just an invasion of privacy, and it’s happened to me before. It’s really scary but they’re doing a huge investigation on this, and we’re going to catch this person.”

“Obviously it’s devastating and disturbing that someone was in my home,” Hilton said. “[But] we have three security guards there and a 24-hour guard who is always on my property. We have the alarm on, [we have] the dogs, the guards with the gun, so no one is going to be coming into my house.”
Having viewed her home surveillance tapes, Paris Hilton doesn’t think a stranger is responsible for burglarizing her Sherman Oaks, Calif., abode.

“I think whoever did this, definitely has been there before,” the ripped-off heiress told E! News Monday while perusing the racks at the L.A. boutique Intuition. “We have some suspects that I’m thinking of.

Oh yikes. Paris er på sagen og krimi har fået en magtfuld fjende. Den sammen pige som lod hendes fordøre stå helt åben med hendes smykker og diamanter liggende frit rundt, er ved at løse sagen helt alene.

Paris plan:

1.  Trap the thief by putting more jewels on the center of the floor on a big red X underneath a piano held up with ropes.

2.   Paint a fake tunnel on the side of a cliff wall so that when the burglar tires to escape he bonks into it and curls up like an accordion.

Paris påstår at hun har set de her idear fuldført succesrigsfuld på TV. Hun tror det måske kun været i en episode af  “Law and Order” .