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Tila Tequila Might Be Dead… Or Not

April21

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Someone almost murdered Tila Tequila last night.  Radar says…

(Around 2:00am this morning) her Twitter account posted disturbing messages about her being murdered.  A little after 4 am Tequila herself logged back into her Twitter account and laid out her disturbing evening…
“Pt1 This is Tila. I am deeply sorry for the earlier post about me being dead. I don’t know who logged into my account and wrote that.”
“Pt.2 but someone did indeed break into my house. It’s been a very scary night for me. it’s 4:10am now and have been dealing with it all.”
“Pt.3 too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me”
“Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment….I love u all.”
“They Broke everything in my living room….EVERYTHING IS SHATTERED! I’m so sad right now….this sucks.”
“Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I’ve been crying all night. THis is fucked up. I’m sad and shocked and bye”
Around 4:30, Tequila understandably called it a night: “Im still shaking and crying! My dog in the trunk of the car, house is shattered, everything is smashed! I’m staying at a friend’s house 2nite.”

Her Twitter account now has the updates locked, but she appears to be okay.. I don’t know how i feel abou that ..

Why Ugly Girls Look Good When You Are Drunk.. Scientific Answers.

April15

Many of us have heard of the so-called “ beer goggle ” effect. It’s the phenomenon that occurs when someone’s had a few alcoholic drinks and suddenly, all of those people who looked semi-attractive on entering the bar look really, really appealing. Scientists have shown that it’s not just a lowering of standards – alcohol actually stimulates the part of the brain that judges facial attractiveness. In 2002, researchers at St. Andrews University and Glasgow University in Scotland took 80 college students and had half of them drink a “ moderate ” amount of alcohol – between one and four servings, depending on gender and body weight. The other half, the control group, remained sober. Scientists showed each subject pictures of people of the opposite sex. In all cases – male and female alike – the experimental (tipsy) group rated each picture an average of 25 % more attractive than the sober group did.

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The effect can reportedly be traced to the nucleus accumbens. When you’re looking at another human being, the nucleus accumbens is the area of the brain that decides how attractive that human being’s face is. If you look at, say, George Clooney or Angelina Jolie, this area of your brain probably experiences increased neural firing. In other words, it’s stimulated. As it turns out, alcohol, all by itself, stimulates the nucleus accumbens. So when you’ve have a few drinks, and you look at a face you may have judged as unattractive when you were sober, your brain, under the influence of alcohol, tells you that this face is in fact somewhat attractive. And the increase in perceived attractive seems to be directly proportional to the amount of alcohol consumed.

In a more recent study, this one conducted by researchers at England’s Manchester University in 2005, scientists actually came up with a mathematical formula to calculate the extent of the “beer goggle” effect on a given individual in a given situation. Their reasoning for creating this formula is that alcohol is not really the only factor affecting the drunken perception of beauty. Other factors, according to their research, include:

  • How brightly lit the area is
  • The observer’s eye-sight quality
  • The amount of smoke in the air
  • The distance of the observer from the observed
  • The formula goes like this:

The formula goes like this:

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Where:

  • An is the number of servings of alcohol,
  • S is the smokiness of the area on a scale of 0 – 10,
  • L is the lighting level of the area, measured in candelas per square meter, in which 150 is normal room lightning,
  • Vo is Snellen visual acuity, in which 6/6 is normal and 6/12 is the lower limit at which someone is able to drive and
  • d is the distance between the observer and the observed, measured in meters.

The formula works out a “beer goggle” score ranging from 1 to 100+. When ß = 1, the observer is perceiving the same degree of beauty he or she would perceive in a sober state. At 100+, everybody in the room is a perfect 10 .

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21 Fantastic Examples Of Brilliant Photography With Humor

April15

Out of Balance

Six feet by Lev Tsimring

Six feet

envy by Fulvio Pellegrini

envy

Please wait a little by Marc Siewior

Please wait a little

Turtle and apple by Vedran Vidak

Turtle and apple

Collaboration by ryandws

Collaboration

Kung Fu Master by Lina Gunawan

Kung Fu Master

Softdrink Addict by Andrei

softdrink addict

About a dream by Jurga

About a dream

Sunshine in a cup by She Hates Monday

Sunshine in a cup

Tired by Bill Mangold

Tired

Teaser by Johan Lind

Teaser

So Hungry by Heath Carney

So Hungry

Say, Harold, haven’t we seen her before? by Ursula I Abresch

Say, Harold, haven’t we seen her before?

I’ll never talk to you again by Adrifil

I’ll never talk to you again

Passionate by Ursula I Abresch

Passionate

You are my best Friend by Jani

You are my best Friend

Ohhh Nooooo!!! by Mark B Bartosik

Ohhh Nooooo!!!

Anatomy Lessons by Paul van Geldrop

Anatomy Lessons

No Birds by Sameli

No Birds

Bicho by Barbara C.

Bicho

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Man Tries to Rape Raccoon, Raccoon Bites Man’s Penis Off..

April14

All i can say to this is.. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA :D

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A dirty Russian wanted to forcibly stick his sinrod deep into a raccoon’s stink, but instead today the man finds himself penisless, the victim of a ferocious mauling by the teeth of his would-be furry victim.

Like so many stories that involve rape and pain, the backstory here started with a 44-year-old man named Alexander Kirilov and his best friends, who went out for a night of whiskey and whores.

Like me, many of you may have been at that point before. You have a long week at work or just want to get away from the pain in life, so you down us much booze as you can and let the alcoholic spirits set in until the fat, sweating hookers at a bar start to not look so bad.

Unlike millions of normal Joe’s who hit the weekend bar to get away from it all, however, this Kirilov took getting messed up to an all new level.

As he staggered outside bar, likely in a side alley, Kirilov saw a raccoon who must have been seductively sauntering around a trashcan, teasing the Russian with its flowing furry locks and exposed backside.

Kirilov then reportedly leaped onto the animal, pinning it down and trying to rape the creature.

Read more here:

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Damn! These Are The Sexiest Jeans I’ve Ever Seen..

April14

These Japanese Bikini Jeans cross jeans with a thong – an attached bikini bottom secures the low-slung jeans to the hips.

Sexiiii

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